Where have I been *mysteriously* for the last year? Here are some things to ponder:
- I have been writing a NY Times bestseller about the crisis of there not being enough ways to serve Diet Pepsi from the tap in your own home.
- I went to visit the LHC and had a sandwich.
- I was abducted by aliens and told of their plot to destroy the world unless I could make Miley Cyrus *disappear*.
- I made a diaper cake: (no really, I did make that.)
So stay tuned, you'll see some changes around the place and some HUGE scrappy giveaways coming soon!